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The World needs Gummy Bear Sausage

GeneralEdward Kiledjian

In the category of "are they out of their minds" comes Gummy Bear sausage. At first this looks like a misprint or a joke but it isn't. Oh no folks, this is the real thing. 

Grundhofer Old Fashioned Meats (link) in Minnesota is the creator of this meaty sugary monstrosity. The owner, Spencer GRundhofer, said this started as a joke when a friend suggested he make a gummy bear flavored sausage.  The joke turned into a permanent menu item when demand continued to grow. Because who doesn't want sugary Brat?

Source: neatorama

The 5 o'clock clock

GeneralEdward Kiledjian

We all know that the most important time of the day is when you punch out to go home so the only time you really care about it 5PM. Now a company has turned your punch put obsession into a clock that has just one time marking on it. 

This wondrous clock can be had for only $100 on Amazon (link). 

Unfortunately it seems this clock sold out quickly and is no longer available on Amazon. I decided to post this anyway to show the wonderful world of modern design.

Strange napkin table invention

GeneralEdward Kiledjian

Since we've cured all sickness and disease, the human race can now turn its attention to the incredible important issue of dining while at a picnic. All right... We haven't cured everything yet which is why I am so dumbfounded when I see people waste energy on absolutely useless inventions like this.

I can't wait to see the ads for it on TV.

  • Are you tire of eating on the floor at picnics?
  • Want to keep ants away from your food?
  • Are you lazy and want the food closer to your mouth?
  • Do you want to be that weirdo that everyone points to at your next picnic?

Michael Jan, an industrial designer in Taiwan, has heard your cries for a better picnic dining experience and has created the napkin table (link). Each person wear's one end of this horrific contraption which even has slots for your cup and bowl.

I guess some weardos will want one but they have to wait. At this point this is only a design but you know someone will commercialize this. 


Now every room can smell like Mac and Cheese

GeneralEdward Kiledjian

Everyone loves Mac and Cheese. It is that wonderful comfort food that reminds me of my childhood. Just the smell evokes so many positive memories. That smell takes you back to wonderfully serene mental state. 

If you want to easily go into that automatic Mac and cheese trance, you can with the Mac and cheese air freshener for only $5 on Amazon (link).